I swear I think I am jinxed or something. I am feeling some what better. My chest isn't killing me anymore, and I'm not so stuffy. So I was active today.
Dr. Corny was pressure washing our Lanai today, so I went outside to see how it was going. Well stupid me said, oh you missed a spot. So he handed the pressure washer over to me and I got to finish the job. Ok, no biggie, I pressure washed the Lanai. It was looking all clean and I was quite proud of myself. So, I took my shoes off because they were wet, and walked back into the house. Well, for those of you who live in FL, you know the Lanai is usually off your kitchen and you go out thru a slider. So, I walked into my kitchen, my feet hit the ceramic tile floor and away I went! Sing a-long with me...Slip Sliding Away. Now, I knew I was gonna fall and I knew it was gonna hurt ...bad. So I tried in those split seconds to control my fall. I twisted this way and that way, and made sure I landed on my azz. I figured that with as much padding as I have back there, it would cushion the fall. OMG. I landed like a bomb drop. I swear the house moved. Wanna know what I felt? PAIN. Instant pain that brought a tear to my eye, and I'm no sissy.
This is the pain that I felt. For you girls out there. Ever ride a boys bike while you were standing up, then your foot slipped off the peddle and you slammed down on the bar? Yep, that pain. That oh my Gawd I split myself in two pain. And I hurt my thumb. I don't know how in the hell I hurt my thumb. Its swollen and purple. So..I went from being sick to this crappola.
But it gets better. We had to go to my mom's today. I had already called her earlier and told her that we were coming. My sister has been here, staying at my moms for the past week. I haven't been to see her yet. There was no way she would have believed me if I called and said , I wasn't coming because I fell. So we went. I sat outside on HER Lanai and watched Mini Bug swim with her niece and nephew, and explained to my mom and sister that I was in pain. When I told them were I hurt, they laughed. I'm not kidding...they both started laughing. They said, Only YOU Bug, would fall and get hurt there. I didn't stay long, maybe an hour. I went home.
Enough is Enough already.
Tomorrow I have to take Mini Bug to the Dr for her physical and to see if maybe her Dr. can tell me what language she is speaking in. My family seems to think speech therapy might be in order. But then, maybe not. Maybe I am the one who needs therapy!!!!!!!!!!
I will catch up real soon. Promise.